lately

ANXIETY !

kicking the habit

self control

lack there of

but really it's alright

i made up for my irresponsibilty

if not, there will always be a tomorrow.

a failed marriage

so i found a copy of this stupid piece of shit in my living room. it was evident that my parents had the intention of reading it, or already had.

most of you don't know my parents but those who do know that they are bland. bland "az fucc". and it has come to my attention, that within the last year they go to costco together, and consider it a date. when they go to costco, they are there (in all seriousness) for at least 4 hours. i always say that i never plan to get married, and this has totally confirmed my decision.

marriage will result in nothing but excruciating monotony, resulting in an obsession with costco, and reading about it for fun.

let's observe

Anatomy of Gerrath McDaniel

This picture has been up for debate ever since he reluctantly posted it on his myspace. I have a feeling he put it up because a girl thought he was cute in it and wanted to own him using cute comments. But im just guessing.

Notice the closed eyes. This is the feature that causes me to believe that he was not willing to take the picture. 

The posed camera can be interpreted as a sort of metaphorical sheild against the photographer, but at the same time casually displays his interests, in this case photography.

Curving his hips make him look more feminine, a secret goal of many male hipsters of Gerrath's age and size.

Notice the pin on his man bag. This also shows that he has individuality even though there is no room for it if you're wearing a millikan link crew shirt and a faggy ID card.

Now we all know that straight legged jeans are so not in. This item in his outfit along with the pose tie together the whole casually-posing-as-an-abercrombie-model look, without completely blowing his cover.